Thursday, December 14, 2006

return of the ONE

Greetings

Ahh well first things first.
Congrats NaNO for still doing some wonderful work on this blog. Keep it up gal.

Second sorry for not being able to keep up with writing. Will hopefully get back pretty soon.

Third, the reason why I am writing this blog. Blogging you see is actually not as popular as it used to be and will reach a state of equilibrium by next year. Here is the complete story

So much for my excuse of not writing as frequently as I used to.


I sit still
I sleep still
and I wonder


till next time

THOR

Monday, August 28, 2006

Craziness..... Absolute Craziness

What do you call a moron who comes to office early by an hour that too on monday to find the office doors still locked??
Well, you call him/her moron.
A day gone by drinking beer + no sleep the night before = bloody good sleep the next night.
Sorry ladies and gentlemen to disappoint you. I frigging didn't sleep even last night. And hence my early arrival at office.

"there I stay awake staring at the moon
thinking there are two moons"

until next time,
THOR

P.S -> neither this post (8 A.M monday morning) nor the previous post (3 A.M sunday night) makes any sense. But with lots of beer and no sleep I don't think anybody will make sense.
Cheers!!

get up and get going bugger....

well i will be really really short and terse in this post... hope the lines below are self explanatory and dont really require me to elaborate any further....

The ELIXIR of life ---> BEER!!!!
The pee the piss the 'mooth' after beer --> even better absolute bliss and heavenly....

The reason for this short post is that I am too high right now to really fucking bother writing much... will delve deeper into beers and how it is the best thing to happen to mankind later...

in search of a Paradigm Shift
until next time

THOR

Monday, August 21, 2006

anarchism socialism and propogandas

Warning : I don't proof read. So any spelling and grammatical mistakes are regretted.

Contradiction :
    1. The act of contradicting.
    2. The state of being contradicted.
  1. A denial.
  2. Inconsistency; discrepancy.
  3. Something that contains contradictory elements.
Contradiction to me is a beautiful thing. It is so damn humane. On the same note I also love Symmetry. Ah!! such a contradiction. And yeah, I relish on intricacies.

Ok now let me continue from where The Nerdess (a.k.a NANo) left off the in the previous post.

The blog origin and the reasons.
The blog is the outcome of the fart sessions and the random musings. NANo gave a very good intro, and, on a more serious note, I'd also like to add thoughts of my own. We, The People also intend it to be a place to express our concerns, disgust and wish.

Concerns : About everything which faintly or directly affects Us, The people, a.k.a the global warming, the traffic chaos and such.

Disgust : Disgust with poliTICKS, the mob minded people, the uncouth youth etc.

Wish : To bring about a change or atleast try and bring about a change. Change the junta's attitude, the poliTICKS, the flamshams etc. And ofcourse WORLD PEACE.

To be more precise the blog addresses the entire junta. You will find humour, sarcasm and realism here.

And as about this particular blog title...
We are NOT anarchist, socialist or propogandist (if there IS such a word). We are The Harbingers The Farters and the innocent bunch of people who have a knack and penchant to blog and to (y)tell the truth as we see it.

That said, I'll now rest.
Till next time......
Over to you NANo.

'as the machine lay dead,
the boy woke up,
and slowly lifted his hand,
and said i can feel'

until next time
THe Order of Relativity a.k.a THOR

Sunday, August 20, 2006

The NEOrealists

This one blog is all about a bunch of us normal looking individuals who have spent many an hour talking about the life, universe and everything, attempting to find answers to the aforementioned same....not just answers but answers with a whole NEW (and hence the name NEO) meaning.

In fact, we spoke so much about everything in life, we thought it'd be a real shame if we do not put out all our unadulterated fart sessions for the common junta to read.
So here are the guys (and a girl, ofcourse) who intend to give their take on the world as they see it.

At one point of time, we even thought of calling this....er...The Terrace Fart Sessions (since we generally talk arbit things on the terrace on a starry night). But we just assumed NEOrealists made a lot more sense, though we wonder how much sense we actually make in general.


NEOrealists here doesn't mean we speak the truth and only the truth. You can perceive what you want to perceive based on what we write. Sometimes, its closer to truth, many a time far from it. Basically its just our take on things.


Author's Note:
I believe I've dragged it enough. Any more, and I'm sure you'll doze off. Will post some more in the future.

to be continued...

Until Next Time,
NANo